Saturday, December 24, 2011

Shop with a Crooked Cop like your Digging for Dingle Gold

About two dozen rat kids from the cities of Menifee, Perris, Canyon Lake, and surrounding unincorporated areas, had some Christmas wishes come true yesterday with a hefty ass bill courtesy of the traffic and criminal fines collected by the Perris Police Department. The first annual "Shop with a Crooked Cop" event conducted at the Riverside County Sheriff's Perris Station is a luxury that the Perris Station can afford through its boner hard efforts of feeding the rotten beast to maintain a lifestyle it can't afford just like a gold digging whore. Fuck or be fucked by Christmas, that's the motto that Perris Station goes by.

Cherry picked rat children from around the area were each ball paired with a deputy who spent up to $100.00 plus tax, through the generous support of sponsors , buying big ass gifts for them at the Super Target in Menifee.

Sponsors included your wallet, your family's wallet, your neighbors wallet, his neighbors wallet, my old wallet, Asian Therapy Center in Perris, Bob's pitstop, my right nut and Target.

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